Issue #3899

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I'm in the home stretch for moving funny picture pages over to the new Cybersalt site.  Here are links to the latest 6:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/school-memories
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/camel-park
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/bus-goats
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/body-shop-tow
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/bison-face-off
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/bike-tow

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

County Employees

telephone pole_markerA fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car while drinking a soda.

As he relaxed, he watch a couple of men working along the roadside.

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him by about 25 feet and filled in the hole. The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the road. Overcome by curiosity, the fellow headed for the first man.

"Hey there," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"

"We work for the county government, " one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other is filling it up. Isn't that a waste of the county's money?"

"Well," one of the men replied, "normally there's three of us - me, Rodney, and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree, and Mike here puts the dirt back."

"Yeah," Mike added. "Just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean we can't work, does it?"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0880

A picture of paperclips"Paperclips are staples for people with commitment issues."



Here is today's CleanPun

Willie Hit By Car

Picture of a roadBreaking News: Willie Nelson hit by a car.

He was playing "On the Road Again."


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1329

A picture of empty pewsMurphy’s Law for Preachers:

Law #1: If the weather is bad, church attendance will be down.

Law #2: If the weather is good, church attendance will be down.


Here is today's Illustration

Just For Today

Picture of a calendarJust for Today ...

.. smile at a stranger

.. listen to someone's heart

.. drop a coin where a child can find it

.. learn something new, then teach it to someone

.. tell someone you're thinking of them

.. hug a loved one

.. don't hold a grudge

.. don't be afraid to say "I'm sorry"

.. look a child in the eye and tell them how great they are

.. don't kill that spider in your house, he's just lost so show him the way out

.. look beyond the face of a person into their heart

.. make a promise, and keep it

.. call someone, for no other reason than to just say "Hi"

.. show kindness to an animal

.. stand up for what you believe in

.. smell the rain, feel the breeze, listen to the wind

.. use all your senses to their fullest

.. cherish all your TODAYS

~ Author Unknown

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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