Cybersalt News

There is a new entry in the Funblog today. I think you'll be amazed as some kittens perform an interpretive dance depicting the common man's struggle to get ahead in today's economy.
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/kittens-on-a-slide-treadmill 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Ahh . . . Friendship

A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well."

A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel...collect...on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message:

"This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."

One-liner #0856

"Diets are hard - today I had cupcakes without sprinkles."

More Rooms

The office could use some more rooms, but that's a whole other storey.

Quote #1305

"Failure is success if we learn from it."
- Malcom Forbes 

Persistence

A South African woman who thought her electricity bills were high didn't realize her meter was connected to all of her neighborhood street lights for 35 years. Minnie Swan complained for years about the size of the bill for her house in Colenso, KwaZulu-Natal.

The 92-year-old widow's brother eventually convinced the electric company to install a new meter and workers made the discovery. Her brother told news reporters that it appears the original work was done 35 years ago when Minnie bought her house in the then new neighborhood.