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A heartfelt Cybersalt shout-out goes to subscriber Stephen P. for noting that yesterday's Chicken Thursday was not observed accordingly.  It is always comforting to be reminded that I am not the only person who needs to get a life!

Father's Day is this Sunday.  Ladies, if your husband has every bought you a Mother's Day gift that missed the mark, now is your chance for Father's Day Revenge.
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Dad's Pay Check

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

Onliner #0857

"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."

Good Eye

"Good Eye Might" is impossible to say that without sounding like a friendly Australian.

Quote #1306

"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

The Fatherhood Cycle

4 years: "My Daddy can do anything."

7 years: "My Dad knows a lot, a whole lot."

12 years: "Oh, well - naturally - Father doesn't know that either."

14 years: "Father? Hopelessly old-fashioned."

21 years: "Oh, that man is so out-of-date. What did you expect?"

25 years: "He knows a little bit about it - but not much."

30 years: "Maybe we ought to find out what Dad thinks."

35 years: "Let's ask Dad what he would do before we make a decision."

40 years: "I wonder what Dad would have thought about that? He was pretty smart."

50 years: "My Dad knew absolutely everything."

60 years: "I'd give anything if Dad were here so I could talk this over with him. I really miss that man."