Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.  Yes, I'm still alive and keeping my nostrils mostly above the work waters!

I've just caught up on updating the sermon recordings on the Westside Bible Church web site.  Though you can't judge a book by it's cover, sometimes you can get an idea of a sermon from its title, so here are the titles of the latest additions: 

When God Says No To Healing

Evangelism in a Post-Christian Age

Living As A Grief Trap

How To Snatch Failure From the Jaws of Victory

Who Are You More Afraid Of?

Working in Vain

You will find these and other sermons at:
www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/messages

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Battling Salons

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.

They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"

One-liner #0855

"Cigarettes are pretty much like cats: perfectly harmless unless you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it."

Communism Class

"I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx."

Quote #1304

‎"A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incurable, the helpless are the true gold mines of a culture."
- Abraham J. Heschel

Cost Of Farming

A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money.

"Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills"

"And what about the rest?", the reporter asks.

Farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait."