Cybersalt News

What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"  

Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page next in line when you click.  For example, today I completed moving the last of the funny computer picture pages over to the new Cybersalt site.  To see them all in order, start at "Computer Wrapped for Shipping" and just keep clicking on the title in the bottom right (or top right) of the page where the "next" used to appear.  Not co-incidentally, the previous button is now gone too.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/computer-wrapped-for-shipping

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.

If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.

If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely, The CAT

One-liner #0829

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."

Superman Problem

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania.

He's the man of steal.

Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."
- Puritan prayer

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.”

Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved, experimental psychological treatment, she called the physician’s office to inquire, “What on earth are behavior modification reinforcers?”

“Lollipops,” was the reply.