Issue #3847
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Fourth Grade Logic
 A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked,
"To draw out all his savings?"
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0830
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before."
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Here is today's CleanPun
Carpet Complaints
My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is.
I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1279
"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them."
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Here is today's Illustration
Peacefulness, Pacifism
 A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs.
Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently,
"Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot."
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