Issue #3845
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Demo Dummies
Cybersalt is excited to pass along news of the release of "Demo Dummies" - a Matador Films movie about demo drivers at Western Speedway in Victoria, British Columbia. Many of you know that is the speedway where I am known as the Pastor of Disaster for, amongst other things, driving a demo truck. So yes, lol, I am appearing in this movie.
If you live in the Victoria area and wish to attend the debut screening of "Demo Dummies" it will be 8pm on Wednesday, March 28th at the Caprice Theatre on Goldstream Avenue in Langford. Tickets can be purchased in advance by calling 778-440-4431 or 250-818-1319.
You can check out the Demo Dummies web site at www.demodummies.com. You can also view the movie trailer on Youtube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNgF_GipIw
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Penny Problems
 After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.
Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.
His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.
In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0827
"One: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?"
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Here is today's CleanPun
Neutral Painting
Decorating: I'm thinking of painting the living room walls something neutral.... maybe Switzerland.
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1276
The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.
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Here is today's Illustration
Parent Education
 On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted.
The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her 6 children, 18 grandchildren and 10 great-grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what Mary did for a living.
Mary told her that she was an educational psychologist, fully expecting the elderly woman to question her for free professional advice.
Instead the elderly woman sat back and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."
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