Issue #3820

Cybersalt News

It has been a while since I added an inspirational video to the Cybersalt site. I hope you will enjoy "A Social Network Christmas" at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-social-network-christmas

Also, once again Mrs. Cybersalt has put together a beautiful online Christmas card on SmileBox. Thank you for being a part of our lives here at Cybersalt World Headquarters! We are honored to share some of 2011's highlights and significant events. You can view our card by clicking here.

Finally, if you'd like to put together your own Christmas Card on Smilebox, you can start by clicking on the banner below.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Christmas Shopping

judge's gavel It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0795

"Thought I'd buy some my wife some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any."

Here is today's CleanPun

Low Fat Diet Success

My low-fat diet really works!

The fat hangs lower every day.

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1248

"Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."

Here is today's Illustration

Something for Mommy at Christmas

About five years ago I played Santa in a local mall. A working friend had this happen to him.

A little "5" year old girl sat on his lap and the usual conversation transpired, finally he asked her what she would like from Santa?

"Oh! I don't want anything for myself, I just want something for mommy."

"And what would that be?"

"I want a new boyfriend for her! I hate that goober she has now!"

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3820 - December 21, 2011