Cybersalt News

For a fun musical interlude today, check out the "North Point Christmas iBand" in the funblog today at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/north-point-christmas-iband

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. 

Christmas Sign

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.  

The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.  

The sign came back a few days later... "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide."

One-liner #0794

"I see you're admiring my striped vest," said no one ever.

Ambulance Evaluation

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness. Leaning close, one asked, "Sir, do you know what we're doing right now?"

The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window. "Oh," he replied, "I'd say about 50, maybe 55."

Quote #1247

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
- William Wallace

Christmas Thank You

The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.

Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon. In the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."