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Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota?  Wonder no more:
www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/minnesota-christmas-bible-cartoon 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and said,

"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.

One-liner #0789

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels."

Christmastime Separation

“Christmas: That time of year when mother has to separate the men from the toys.”
- Lee Daniel Quinn

Quote #1242

"Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Christmas Love

The students were led into the room. Each class, accompanied by their teacher. Then, each group, one by one, rose to perform their song. Those in the front row - center stage - held up large letters, one by one, to spell out the title of the song.

As the class was to sing "C is for Christmas," a child would hold up the letter C. Then, "H is for Happy," and on and on, until each child holding up his portion had presented the complete message, "Christmas Love."

The performance was going smoothly, until suddenly, we noticed her; a small, quiet, girl in the front row holding the letter "M” upside down - totally unaware her letter "M" appeared as a "W".

A hush came over the audience and eyes began to widen.

For when the last letter was held high, the message read loud and clear:

"C H R I S T W A S L O V E"

And I believe He still is.