Issue #3813
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas
Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Doesn't Want For Christmas
 10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
9. Any knick-knack
8. Tickets to the ballet
7. Another new tie
6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
5. New teddy bear pajamas
4. Vacuum cleaner
3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"
2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well maybe.)
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0788
"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."
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Here is today's CleanPun
Christmas Role
 I was casting kids in our church for our annual Christmas play, and I was giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.
One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you can be a Villager."
He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents. Very excited, he said to them:
"Guess what! I get to be a mini-van!"
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1241
"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie
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Here is today's Illustration
Christmas Gift Suggestions
 Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
To Jesus, all.
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