Cybersalt News

Yesterday's Cybersalt Digest did not go out because of an error between my seat and my keyboard (I set it to go out for the wrong date).

Speaking of mistakes - one mistake I did not make was marrying Mrs. Cybersalt 25 years ago today!  Of course, back then she wasn't Mrs. Cybersalt - she was a Priest. (My apologies to those of you who will be too shocked to solve that riddle.)

There is a new game on the Cybersalt site today.  I hope you enjoy playing around with "Grid Game" at:
www.cybersalt.org/games/grid-game

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Busy Mom

My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?"

My sister, back from college, noticed Mother's sign. Beneath it she taped her reply:

"No -- Door! Trust me. I went to college."

One-liner #0701

"When I was born I was so lazy, my parents had to feed me and dress me and carry me around with them all day."

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club.

"Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."

"Not really," said the little old man. "Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke."

Quote #1155

"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."
- Augustine

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.

Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.

It was a card, on which was written, "Yes, we do clean under here, too."