Issue #3729


Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with last weekend's message and service.  You will find them at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/courageous-judgement
and
www.westsidefamily.org/services/sunday-service-august-14-2011

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Leaving the Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."

The granddaughter, about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?".

With her last breath, granny whispered, "Facebook..."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0700

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory."


Here is today's CleanPun

Rough Childhood

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away."
- Rodney Dangerfield


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1154

"Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest."


Here is today's Illustration

Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation.

"It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides what house we buy, where we go on vacation, whether the kids go to private schools, if I should change my job, and so on."

"And you?"

"I make the big, fundamental decisions. I decide if the United States should declare war on China, if Congress should appropriate money for a manned expedition to Mars, and so on."


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