Issue #3718


Cybersalt News

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cybersalt Site, you can skip to that area for a feast of linkage - No, not the sausage kind.

BTW, if you play the Social Media check-in game Foursquare.com, you should check-in and get some points at Cybersalt World Headquarters! Can't visit locally?  Well, you can still check in and I won't judge you.  I will even look the other way if you decide to friend me (cybersalt).  Of course, I might be looking the other way because I'm pretending you aren't following me.

Enjoy today's mailing!


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last  edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'.

This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is a Detective in the Police Farce."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0689

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane."
- Unknown flight attendant.


Here is today's CleanPun

Sermon Rehearsal

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?"


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1143

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

 


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Someone Else's Obituary

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else.

Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those years, Someone did far more than a normal person's share of the work. Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or a meeting to attend, one name was on everyone's list, "Let Someone Else do it."

Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked to for inspiration as well as results; "Someone Else can work with that group."  It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most liberal givers in our church. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed Someone Else would make up the difference.

Someone Else was a wonderful person; sometimes appearing superhuman. Were the truth known, everybody expected too much of Someone Else. Now Someone Else is gone! We wonder what we are going to do. Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow, but who is going to follow it? Who is going to do the things Someone Else did?

When you are asked to help this year, remember -- we can't depend on Someone Else anymore.

- Author Unknown


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