Issue #3717


Cybersalt News

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  If you can find the magnets and afford the copper pipe, you'll have fun doing this.  You will find "Copper Pipe Magnet" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/copper-pipe-magnet

There is also a renewed page on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Alarm Save Sign" at the top of the newly created "Funny Signs" gallery at:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-signs

BTW, do you want to know right away when new content is added to the Cybersalt Site.  There are a number of news feeds that will hep you do just that.  You will find them at:
www.cybersalt.org/feed/news/news-feeds

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle.

"I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, sir?"

"I," sighed the second explorer, "came because my young daughter has begun violin lessons."

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Here is today's One-liner

If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!"


Here is today's CleanPun

Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?"


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."
- Paul Harvey


Here is today's Illustration

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake.

She asks her grandson if he would like a snack, which of course he does.

"Here, have some cooking oil."

"Yuck" says the boy.

"How about a couple raw eggs? "

"Gross, Grandma!"

"Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?"

"Grandma, those are all yucky!"

To which Grandma replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake!"

She continued, "God works the same way in our lives."


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