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Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction. You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-toy-shock For those of you following the technical side of things, I am happy to report that the Cybersalt Site is now running on Joomla 1.7.0. My apologies to those of you who could not access your favorite pages for a while yesterday - including some of the links in yesterday's digest. I changed a some settings to improve database function and this broke a few things for a while. All seems to be fine once again. Enjoy the rest of today's digest. |
Here is today's CleanLaugh
Sheriff VetThe sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it." |
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Here is today's CleanPun
Chickens at the LibraryA pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out. Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before. About an hour later the two birds march in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening. She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..." |
Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0685"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." |
Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1137"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." |
Here is today's Illustration
In-Law LetterWhen the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious." "And?" "At the end of the letter she wrote: PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son." |
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