Issue #3711

Cybersalt News

A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself. The first thought out of my technologically overloaded mind was, "Whoa, let's just calm down there with the requests!"

It turns out, though, that that options already existed in the new system I was switching over to. You can't share an individual item, but you can share the whole digest now through, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and e-mail. Starting today, you will find the links to do so in the right hand column of each Digest.

Today's featured updated page is "Old Testament Penalties". You will find it at:

www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/football-penalties-bible-cartoon

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Professional Animal Trainer

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down.

Drastic action was called for.

I put a white kitchen towel on the line and waited. Each time she pulled it off, I scolded her. After two weeks the towel was untouched. Then I hung out a large wash and left to do some errands.

When I came home, my clean clothes were scattered all over the yard. On the line was the white kitchen towel.

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Here is today's CleanPun

Clean Pun #0221

Is the Origami Society still around?

I heard they folded.

Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0684

"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned."

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1136

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real."
- Iris Murdoch

Here is today's Illustration

Rejecting Rejection

The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back.

Dear [Interviewer's Name]:

Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3711 - August 3, 2011