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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Shaving Comeback"
I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was in a shop once, and an obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving him a shave.
The new barber, in an effort to smooth things over asked solicitously, "Do you want your head wrapped in a hot towel?"
"No thanks." said the customer. "I'll carry it home under my arm."
Today's CleanPun
Did you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.
Today's One Liner
“Here lies Ezekiel Aikle age 102 - the Good Die Young.”
Today's CleanQuote
“Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.”
Today's Illustration - "Introductions"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
One day while shopping, my chatter bug daughter who was three at the time introduced herself to the lady behind us at the check out.
She proceeded to tell the lady her sister's name and then said and to the lady, "This is my mom. Her name is Mom."
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.