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Flu season is upon us and the ways to spread it are ever increasing:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7651-flu-spread

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Young Love"

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me any more?"

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."

Today's CleanPun

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.

Today's One Liner

Nina was at the Motor Vehicle Bureau applying for a driver's license filling out the forms. When she came to the line "Color of Hair," she put, "L'oreal Preference 8 1/2B."

Today's CleanQuote

“Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?”

Today's Illustration - "Respect for Rank"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A young soldier was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., where he spent his spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intercostals Waterway. Soon he became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissioned officers.

Once, a chief master sergeant hooked a 20-pound striped bass. After he reeled the fish onto the boat, he slipped the hook out of its mouth and released it back into the water.

He noticed the puzzled look on the face of the young soldier.

"Rank does have its privileges. I can't keep a fish that has more stripes than I do," he explained.

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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.