Cybersalt News
Oh look, chicken Thursday - and, oh yeah, "Look, Mom! No rocks!"
There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James is no American Idol but that's OK - he's not singing for America.
http://www.cybersalt.org/featured-blogs/gods-penman/7654
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Corporate Change"
When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to submit entries that would save money for the firm.
The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post corporate memos on bulletin boards instead of printing 200 individual copies for distribution. He got a helium balloon with the company logo and one share of stock.
A memo announcing the prize went out to 200 people.
Today's CleanPun
“Trousers: an unusual word. Singular at the top; plural at the bottom.”
Today's One Liner
At pilot's training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
Today's CleanQuote
“If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!”
Today's Illustration - "E-Parenting"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Debbie wasn't home, and it was getting awfully late. Not knowing any of her girlfriend's phone numbers, her Mother fired-up Debbie's computer and saw a list of email addresses.
She sent a note to each name asking if they knew where her daughter was.
Within twenty minutes, she got back 16 replies all saying that she wasn't to worry, that Debbie was spending the night at their house and had neglected to telephone.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.