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Don't you just hate it when the store is out of Velcro?
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Driver's License Examiners"

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking.

The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?"

Instead of moving the car, she slid over.

Today's CleanPun

Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula?
He went down for the Count.

Today's One Liner

“If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.”

Today's CleanQuote

"More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind."
~James Waddell Alexander, II

Today's Illustration - "Promises"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"

He replied, "No, a whole series of fairy tales begins with 'If elected I promise...'"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.