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Today, Cybersalt gives a tip of the hat to people who are "Old School":
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7646

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Dress Code for Seniors"

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.
~ Spiked hair and bald spots.
~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.
~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
~ Speedo's and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.
~ Short shorts and varicose veins.
~ Inline skates and a walker.

But otherwise, WE'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!

Today's CleanPun

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently.

Today's One Liner

“The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.”

Today's CleanQuote

“If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.”

Today's Illustration - "Human Nature"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store.

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

He did so. Instantly, a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises was floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.