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Oh look, chicken Thursday - and I need this one!

I don't know about you but I think everyone enjoys a good cage fight from time to time:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/7642

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Here is today's CleanLaugh - "New Number Request"

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.

When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number.

"I've had mine for twenty years," she pleaded. "Couldn't you change yours?"

The company refused.

So Mom said, "Fine. From now on, I'm going to tell everyone who calls that the bill is paid in full."

The company got a new number the next day.

Today's CleanPun

“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly.

"And also in Germany," he added markedly.

"In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," said Tom deliriously.

"I exchanged all my English money," Tom expounded.

Today's One Liner

“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.”

Today's CleanQuote

“When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”

Today's Illustration - "Doctor's Party Advice"

Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Judi strolled up to a guest at the party. She had heard him addressed as doctor and now she said coyly, "Doctor, may I ask a question?"

"Certainly," he said.

"Lately," said Judi, "I have been having a funny pain right here under the heart . . ."

The guest interrupted uncomfortably and said, "I'm terribly sorry, Judi, but I'm a doctor of philosophy."

"Oooh," she said, "I'm sorry!"

She turned away, but then overcome with curiosity, she turned back. "Just one more question, doctor. Tell me, what kind of disease is 'philosophy'?"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.

Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.