Cybersalt News
Oh look, chicken Thursday - the first one of 2011!
I was once told that I have a face for radio (thanks mom!) Today's FunBlog features a guy who clearly has a voice for radio. Check out "Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/7611
Rev. James Snyder also has a new devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You can read "The Amazing Grace of 'Do-Over,' the Art of Second Chance" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/featured-blogs/gods-penman/5596
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Conductor Comment Comeback"
A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said,
"When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
Today\'s CleanPun - "Waxing or Waning"
Out on a walk with my new girlfriend last night, only a small sliver of the moon was visible in the sky. She turned to me and asked, "Is it waxing or waning?"
I had no idea what to answer, but wanting to make a good impression I stopped and gazed for a few seconds wondering what the odds were I would pick the right answer of the two.
It was then that I realized there was a 50% chance of wane.
Today's One Liner
“She had her face lifted, but it turned out there was one just like it underneath.”
Today's CleanQuote
“Age is an awfully high price to pay for maturity.”
Today's Illustration - "Hereafter"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The minister advised Uncle Howard to give some thought to the "hereafter." Uncle Howard told him that the hereafter was hardly ever out of his mind.
At least a dozen times a day he would go to do something, like going to the bathroom cabinet for his medicine, then say, "What on earth am I hereafter?!"
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.