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If it's a lovely day where you are, it might be a good day to wash your car! Even if it isn't, the next time you go to wash your car remember that there is more than one way to do so.
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7612-car-wash-alternative
Now, a word about yesterday's FunBlog item (http://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/7611). Many of you were able to view the video but at some point during the day it became unavailable due to a copyright claim. Just to clarify, I did not upload the video to YouTube as many people did. In featuring (actually embedding) the video on the Cybersalt site I chose the video with over 9 million hits, figuring it was an original by the owner. It turns out, however, that the news organization that did own it had not put it on YouTube - so they had it pulled. Sorry for the confusion all of this may have caused.
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Dog Report"
Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her desk and scolded him.
"This report on 'My Dog' is exactly, word for word, the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?"
He replies, "No Ma'am. It's about the same dog."
Today\'s CleanPun - " "
“My wife took up gardening. All she grew was tired.”
Today's One Liner
“If necessity is the mother of invention, I bet MacGyver is the father.”
Today's CleanQuote
“If you can’t stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it.”
Today's Illustration - "Childlike Observations"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.
The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change. As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"
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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.