Issue # 3534
Cybersalt News
I've updated another fun way to access the complete CleanLaugh archive on the Cybersalt Site. You can now enjoy the archive randomly. Each time you refresh the random joke page you should get a different joke. The odds are about 1 in 3430 that you will get the same joke twice in a row.
http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/random-joke
BTW, for those interested in knowing, the Cybersalt Site is now using MYSQL5.5. This gives the site a database performance boost of 200-360%. Nice!
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Here is today\'s CleanLaugh - "Choking Fee"
When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.
Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's life.
As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services.
"Just name the fee," he croaked gratefully.
"Okay," replied the doctor. "How about half of what you'd have offered when the bone was still stuck in your throat?"
Today's CleanPun
"I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume," the warden consented.
Today's One Liner
“Self-esteem-boosting tip: Whenever you receive mail addressed to "resident," just write a big "P" in front of that to make yourself feel more important.”
Today's CleanQuote
“The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep.”
Today's Illustration - "Eye Glass Confessions"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses.
"I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first.
Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad."
The third confessed, "I rarely wear mine - except when I want to see."
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Pastor Tim pastors at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia http://www.westsidefamily.org