Monthly Archive

August 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - August 30, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 30, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! I've preached more than a thousand times over the years, and today I get to do it one more time. Our senior pastor is on vacation, so I get to preach this morning. Which b... read more..
Quote #2491
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2491

"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton read more..
New Axioms of the Nineties
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

New Axioms of the Nineties

  1. Home is where you hang your @.  2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.  3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.  4. You can't teach a read more..
One-Liner #2055
One-liners
Susan Davis
66
<1min

One-Liner #2055

When I was your age, the internet went SKAWEEEE ReWeeert BeeDong BeeDoNG TsCHCHCHCH.... read more..
Part-Time Jobs Available! 🪮🎉
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
54
<1min

Part-Time Jobs Available! 🪮🎉

They're hiring at the comb factory. It's just part time.... read more..
The Bible
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Bible

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I ... read more..
Is Crazy Contagious?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
205
4 min read

Is Crazy Contagious?

Getting into trouble seems to be an ongoing habit of mine. It doesn't matter what the trouble is at the time; it somehow associates itself with me. Whenever I think I'm perfect and everything is goin... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 27, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters this week is that our eldest daughter and grandson have arrived for a visit, and we are having a wonderful time with them. ... read more..
Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son into Manhood
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son into Manhood

10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control. 8. Lead him through an afternoon of read more..
Quote #2490
Quotes
Susan Davis
120
<1min

Quote #2490

"God writes a lot of comedy ... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." - Garrison Keillor, Happy to Be Here read more..
One-Liner #2054
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #2054

Seen in a riding barn: For fast riders, we have fast horses;For slow riders, we have slow horses;For those who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden.... read more..
Cold Weather Strategy for Painters 🧥🎨
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
62
<1min

Cold Weather Strategy for Painters 🧥🎨

What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.... read more..
Car Names Explained
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3595
2 min read

Car Names Explained

(My car is in here, so don't be offended if yours is too!) AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW - Big Money Works   - Bought My Wife   - Brutal Money Waster   - read more..
Name Calling
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Name Calling

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of... read more..
Abide
Susan Page
Susan Page
168
2 min read

Abide

The message of abiding in Jesus resonates deep within my spirit. I have been humming the song, “If You Abide in Me,” a Maranatha Kids tune that my children had repeatedly listened to when they were y... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 23, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
70
2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Today is a big one at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Susan and I are celebrating our 40th wedding anniversary. We said our vows on August 23, 1986 (mustache and all, if the ... read more..
Desert Camouflage! 🐪
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
101
<1min

Desert Camouflage! 🐪

Why are camels sand coloured? Camelflage.... read more..
Do It Now
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2503
<1min

Do It Now

The head of a small industrial company posted DO IT NOW signs all around his office and plant in hopes of getting better results from his workers. Some weeks later, when asked why he was removing the... read more..
Quote #2489
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2489

"The Bible makes it clear that every time that there is a story of faith, it is completely original. God's creative genius is endless." - Eugene Peterson read more..
One-Liner #2053
One-liners
Susan Davis
72
<1min

One-Liner #2053

I'm not totally useless ... I can be used as a bad example.... read more..
Herd of Cows
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Herd of Cows

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that ... read more..
Getting Old is Not as Bad as I Thought
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
181
4 min read

Getting Old is Not as Bad as I Thought

I was celebrating and eating an Apple Fritter. I'm not sure what I was celebrating at the time, but it doesn't matter as long as I'm celebrating with an Apple Fritter. Life has its way of opening up d... read more..
Ditching Laces 👟
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
99
<1min

Ditching Laces 👟

I've decided to get Velcro shoes instead of lace-ups. I mean, why knot?... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 20, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The dog park going in next to Cybersalt World Headquarters is really coming along. They've covered the surface where the dogs will run with wood chips, which has cut down th... read more..
Away From Desk
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Away From Desk

A chap who frequently left the office to play golf instructed his secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk. After he left the office, a member of his foursome forgot which course ... read more..
Quote #2488
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2488

"When in doubt, look intelligent." - Garrison Keillor read more..
One-Liner #2061
One-liners
Susan Davis
60
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One-Liner #2061

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today; that's 12 years in a row.... read more..
Scout's Letter Home
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4801
3 min read

Scout's Letter Home

Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 2 of our tents and 4 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got dr... read more..
One-Liner #2052
One-liners
Susan Davis
69
<1min

One-Liner #2052

I just heard my neighbor crying which means unfortunately she could probably hear me singing monster mash in different voices.... read more..
True Besties
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
62
<1min

True Besties

What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds.... read more..
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