Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 758 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 25, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday on Christmas Day! Susan and I wish you and your loved ones a blessed Christmas! Whether this is a time of great happiness, great difficulty, or a mixture of both, we pray th... read more..

Uncategorised
Susan Davis
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A Sewing Saga 😁

My favorite coat is falling apart and now I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams. 😁... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1986

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded ... It was quite the shindig.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

O Holy Night

“O holy night! The stars are brightly shining; it is the night of our dear Saviour’s birth. Long lay the world in sin and error pining, till He appeared and the soul felt its worth.” It’s hard to im... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

At Christmas

A man is at his finesttowards the finish of the year;He is almost what he should bewhen the Christmas season is here;Then he's thinking more of othersthan he's thought the months before,And the laught... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2422

“But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.” - Luke 2:10... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Jury Bribe

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. The jury was out for several... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Santa a Guy?

I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 21, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the shortest day of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters: a mental milestone for so many of us Northern Hemispherians. Also, my ankle is doing so much better ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1985

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun; your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2421

“Jesus Christ became Incarnate for one purpose, to make a way back to God that man might stand before Him as He was created to do, the friend and lover of God Himself.” – Oswald Chambers... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Tree Search

There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
120
4 min read

When It Comes to Gifts, I’m Not Gifted

Christmas is my favorite holiday. A time of celebration and enjoying family time together. It wasn’t always my favorite holiday. There was a time when my birthday was my favorite holiday of the year.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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The Ultimate Cold Call

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Gift Suggestions

To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. To Jesus, all.... read more..

Web Services
Pastor Tim
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Web Hosting Packages

Cybersalt operates three servers and does offer fast, secure web hosting through cybersalt.com. Contact us for a quote today! https://www.cybersalt.com/book-a-meeting  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 18, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have made great progress in my recovery from both my sprained ankle and last week's serious bout with the flu. I am still super tired, but grateful to be moving in the ri... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fed Up Husband

A husband and wife had been married only a few short years, and he was getting fed up with being bossed around by his wife; so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the husband that he... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1984

Choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life ... because that field isn't hiring.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2420

“Christmas celebrates the awesome and amazing fact that God is grander, wiser and more mysterious than we could have ever imagined.” – Dan Schaeffer... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Santa's Un-fore-tunate Golf Shot

Santa had a bit of an accident while playing golf today. His ball hit a bird on the second hole. It was a partridge on a par 3.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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Seasons

As flocks of birds by instinct gatherTo migrate as the jet streams flowMy heart song dims because I’d ratherEscape the north-east winds that blow To hibernate and mourn the passingOf sun-drenched day... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically-imposed midwinter festival, my potential acquaintance gave to me, TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming. ELEVEN pipers piping (pl... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone! I think we have all heard of the "Dog Days of Summer."  Well, for me, that last week was the "dog days of Christmas" - as in sick as dog! Mercifully, it seems that Gra... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
56
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One-Liner #1983

My husband just fixed all of my anxiety... He said, "Just don't worry about it" and I can't believe I didn't think of that myself.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2419

"'Is not my word like fire, say the Lord!' Gather 'round that fire this Advent season. It is warm. It is sparkling with colors of grace. It is healing for a thousand hurts. It is light for dark nights read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Friendship Law

Friends who eat together are taste buds.... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
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About Buttermilk, Biscuits, and Life

A pastor attended a men's breakfast in the middle of a rural farming area of the country. The group had asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast: "Lo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
189
4 min read

A Surprised Pre-Christmas Gift Special

Like everyone, I enjoy the Christmas holiday from beginning to end. It's my favorite time of the year. The most important thing is the family gathering in the celebration. I enjoy everything abo... read more..