Monthly Archive

September 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 32 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

Digestion Times

How long does it take to digest? Banana – 30 minutesApples – 40 minutesWhite rice – 1 hourAvocado – 2 hoursEggs – 2.5 hoursAlmonds – 3 hoursLosing a big fish – 55 years... read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

248

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. I am definitely ready for a day of rest today after a very full day of work yesterday, which included finishing off a major project for a client. Working hard is not the on... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9386

Principal Rounds

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seeme... read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2356

2 min read

Change the World

My daughter and I planted four trees in our backyard recently. They were little more than twigs when she brought them home. She was able to hold all four of them in the palm of one hand. Still, with f... read more..

13 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

403

4 min read

The Older I Get, the Younger I Feel

I like celebrating anything and everything. After all, who doesn’t like party time? Thinking along this line it occurred to me this month I will be celebrating my birthday. I pondered this for a whil... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

318

Funny Bone Prank 😂

My anatomy class had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm bones as a joke. No one found that humerus.... read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

317

One-liner #1957

My September goal is to be less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

310

Quote #2393

- photo by Susan Page"Never do the flowers of grace grow more than in the showers of repentant tears" - Thomas Watson, The Doctrine of Repentance read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

515

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come and cut them off. It's... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4193

Late for Class

At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was to wait for a class to begin if the professor was absent. A full professor rated fifteen minutes. An associate ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

565

Alphabet Soup With a Kick! 🤣

I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

544

Quote #2392

"The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts." - attr. Bryant McGill read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

578

One-Liner #1956

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.... read more..

10 Sep

Susan Page

652

3 min read

Dark Night of the Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "dark night of the soul" originates from the 16th-century Spanish mystic and poet St. John of the Cross. He used this phrase in his poem and subsequent treatise Dark Ni read more..

10 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2589

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..

09 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4432

Baseball In Heaven

There were two old guys, Abe and Ken, taking a walk and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Ken and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?" Ken thinks about i... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

870

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now one of them is having "a... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

865

Quote #2391

There are children in the world holding onto the hope that someone will stand up and speak for them. - unknown... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5538

2 min read

Actual Signs

Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you will be unbearable." Leipzig elevator - "Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up." Belgrade eleva... read more..

06 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

859

One-Liner #1955

Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which my four year old said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2891

Advertising in the 2000s

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

788

A Grate Tragedy 🧀

I cut myself shredding cheese. I wanted to blame someone else, but then I remembered ... with grate power comes grate responsibility.... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

916

4 min read

Did My Body Warranty Just Expire?

Just when I recover from the latest ache in my body within a few minutes, I will get a “Boo, I’m back.” I’m not quite sure why these Aches and Pains love my body so much. Why don’t they just get over... read more..

04 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1026

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! August was the best month ever for the business side of Cybersalt. Grandma Cybersalt and I are grateful for that because we are both addicted to eating every day!&nbsp... read more..

03 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4063

Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked... read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

951

Quote #2390

Today I complete a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. - unknown... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

941

My Daughter's Career Crisis 💇‍♀️

My daughter can't decide if she wants to be a hairdresser or an author. I guess she'll have to flip a coin ... heads or tales.... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2817

3 min read

The Chaos

Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. ... read more..

03 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4350

2 min read

Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew ... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

864

One-Liner #1954

If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they are not actually interested in your opinion; I know that now...... read more..

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