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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

If today it started to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, it would be my 60th birthday when it stops.

Today's video share is about a shark that is my favourite colour: orange!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!

~ Pastor Tim 

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

"Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

There are three kinds of men: 

• the one that learns by reading,
• the few who learn by observation;

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

- Will Rogers

I have a pet tree. It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.

- photo by Susan Page"If you can't figure out how to be kind, figure out how to be quiet."

- unknown

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. 

The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?" 

The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, "Grandma? Is that you?" 

"Yes granddaughter, it's me."

"It's really you, Grandma?" the woman repeats. 

"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter." 

The woman pauses a moment. "Grandma, I have just one question for you." 

"Anything, my child." 

"When did you learn to speak English?" 

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

I recently came across a photo of the four generations of women on my mother’s side.

In it are my mother, her mother, my daughters and me. It was taken years ago while on a visit to see my grandmother in New Brunswick. It was the only time that my girls saw their maternal great-grandmother. 

Seeing the photo was like stepping back in time. I recalled how my grandmother had lovingly affirmed me as a child.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.