Monthly Archive

July 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 76 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5031 - July 31, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on tha read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 31, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on that same Sunday the plan... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

A Man Is/A Woman Is

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself; lets her." A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2380

My mind thinks I'm 25; my body thinks I'm an idiot!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Job Interview

An goober goes for a job interview in an office.  The interviewer starts with the basics.  "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The goober counts carefully on her fingers for half... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1029
<1min

One-Liner #1944

One day you will want to send me money but you will find me rich and I won't accept it - so use this opportunity now.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

Just Show Up

There are those devastating times when we receive hard news. Processing and dealing with the emotions that come with bad news takes strength that comes from God alone. However, there are circumstances... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
679
<1min

Views Await! 😍

Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges!?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
92
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5030 - July 27, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 li read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 27, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 lit candles on top) the ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
545
<1min

A Transatlantic Difference! 🌍

In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator. I guess people are just raised differently.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Serving Money

An elderly man took his young grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2379

How to have a beach body: Have a body Go to the beach - Unknown... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1082
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One-Liner #1943

Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile ... I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Y1K

Canterbury, England.  AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, unti... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1312
4 min read

Sir Procrastinate-A-Lot Rules My Day

I must admit that I procrastinate a lot. The biggest example is when I get up in the morning. I wait until the very last minute to get up. My goal is to get up before lunch. This is the primary diffe... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5029 - July 24, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a lovely lunch out with friends. On the way to the restaurant, my friend asked if I wanted his spare Starl read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1025
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Cybersalt News - July 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a lovely lunch out with friends. On the way to the restaurant, my friend asked if I wanted his spare Starlink hardware to connec... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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2 min read

If I Were a Rich Man

- photo from Susan PageI fondly remember seeing both the movie and the theatre production of “Fiddler on the Roof.” Sometimes, when I find myself short on cash, I start humming the tune “If I were a R read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2378

"If someone makes you happy, make them happier." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1104
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One-Liner #1942

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Susan Davis
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Surprise Wedding Night!

A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
588
<1min

Rocking Out in Traffic🚦🎸

I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Christina said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for ever... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5028 - July 20, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non-zero state is due to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5918
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More Musings

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! I could... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2377

"God, please give me the confidence of a 25 year old life coach." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
779
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One-Liner #1941

My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.... read more..

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