A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand.

A few minutes later, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my false teeth." She removes them and places them next to the eye.

A little while later, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take off my wig." She takes it off and puts it on the nightstand.

Finally, she says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take off my wooden leg." She unstraps it and leans it against the wall.

The husband looks at all the items on the nightstand and leaning against the wall, then looks at his wife in bed, and finally at the open space on the floor.

He sighs and says, "You know what? I think I'll just sleep on the floor. There's more of you down there than there is up here!"