Monthly Archive

July 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

31 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

310

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on that same Sunday the plan... read more..

30 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3812

A Man Is/A Woman Is

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself; lets her." A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..

30 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2281

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

30 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

215

Quote #2380

My mind thinks I'm 25; my body thinks I'm an idiot!... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5453

Goober Job Interview

An goober goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The goober counts carefully on her fingers for half... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

220

One-Liner #1944

One day you will want to send me money but you will find me rich and I won't accept it - so use this opportunity now.... read more..

30 Jul

Susan Page

295

3 min read

Just Show Up

There are those devastating times when we receive hard news. Processing and dealing with the emotions that come with bad news takes strength that comes from God alone. However, there are circumstances... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Views Await! 😍

Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges!?... read more..

28 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

2 min read

Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew ... read more..

27 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

304

Cybersalt News - July 27, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 lit candles on top) the ... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Transatlantic Difference! 🌍

In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator. I guess people are just raised differently.... read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2225

Serving Money

An elderly man took his young grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the ... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

220

Quote #2379

How to have a beach body: Have a body Go to the beach - Unknown... read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

245

One-Liner #1943

Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile ... I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5759

2 min read

Y1K

Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, unti... read more..

26 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

313

4 min read

Sir Procrastinate-A-Lot Rules My Day

I must admit that I procrastinate a lot. The biggest example is when I get up in the morning. I wait until the very last minute to get up. My goal is to get up before lunch. This is the primary diffe... read more..

24 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

339

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a lovely lunch out with friends. On the way to the restaurant, my friend asked if I wanted his spare Starlink hardware to connec... read more..

23 Jul

Susan Page

276

2 min read

If I Were a Rich Man

- photo from Susan PageI fondly remember seeing both the movie and the theatre production of “Fiddler on the Roof.” Sometimes, when I find myself short on cash, I start humming the tune “If I were a R read more..

23 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

221

Quote #2378

"If someone makes you happy, make them happier." - Unknown read more..

23 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

224

One-Liner #1942

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.... read more..

23 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Susan Davis

210

Surprise Wedding Night!

A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand. ... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Rocking Out in Traffic🚦🎸

I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.... read more..

23 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2503

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Christina said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for ever... read more..

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

327

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non-zero state is due to ... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5084

More Musings

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! I could... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

231

Quote #2377

"God, please give me the confidence of a 25 year old life coach." - Unknown read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

227

One-Liner #1941

My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.... read more..

19 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

417

4 min read

A Tribute to Ms. Gossips-a-Lot

I was sitting in the shopping mall, drinking coffee and taking a break. I don't like going to the mall, but sometimes I have to go and pick up something for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Som... read more..

19 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2362

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Synonymic Tale

I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It's given me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..

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