Monthly Archive

May 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

31 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

138

Quote #2363

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..

Adorable, Beautiful, Cute...Just Kidding! 😄

31 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

137

Adorable, Beautiful, Cute...Just Kidding! 😄

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank ... read more..

31 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5188

2 min read

This Is Good

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remark... read more..

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5265

3 min read

Hickbonics

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or "Hickbonics," as a language to be tau... read more..

31 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

290

4 min read

Another Week on My Own

Several weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me she would be in St. Augustine with our daughter and granddaughter for spring break. As always, I really didn’t properly process t... read more..

31 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

169

One-Liner #1916

I've discovered that you can turn a regular sofa into a sleeper sofa simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.... read more..

Husband vs. Wife: The Ultimate Idiot Showdown! 🤣

29 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5356

Husband vs. Wife: The Ultimate Idiot Showdown! 🤣

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an id... read more..

29 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

238

Cybersalt News - May 29, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a boat tour around Race Rocks Ecological Reserve on Tuesday. If you would like to see some of what we saw, you visit www.racerocks.ca.&... read more..

28 May

Susan Page

219

Raindrops

- photo by Susan PageAs raindrops slide down the windowI wonder… are these Your tears, O GodShed for this world’s pain and brokenness?How long, O Lord … how long? Tears silently flow and gently fallE read more..

28 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

160

Quote #2362

"Knowledge is a garden. If it isn't cultivated, you can't harvest it." - African proverb read more..

28 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

175

Reflections of a Job Seeker

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.... read more..

28 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2578

The Quitter

Fate handed the quitter a bump, and he dropped;The road seemed too rough to go, so he stopped.He thought of his hurt, and there came to his mindThe easier path he was leaving behind. Oh, it's all muc... read more..

28 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4976

Someone at the Door

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high ... read more..

28 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

170

One-Liner #1927

"Do you have a flat stomach?" Yeah, but the "L" is silent. read more..

25 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

228

Cybersalt News - May 25,2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are settling down into their regularly scheduled programming here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. With no more trips, conferences, or medical tests on the immediat... read more..

24 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

186

One-Liner #1926

One night I was babysitting my neighbor's 6 year old kid. She just kept staring at me, and finally she asked my why I was so ugly, and without thinking I said, "I'm you from the future," and she cried... read more..

Twinsies in Trouble: My Brother's Prison Call 🤯

24 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

196

Twinsies in Trouble: My Brother's Prison Call 🤯

My twin brother called me from prison. He said, "You know how we finish each other's sentences...?"... read more..

24 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

179

Quote #2361

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark! Do not miss the boat. Remember that we are all in the same boat. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. Stay fit.... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4754

New Boater

This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a fellow new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get his b... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3620

It's in the Valleys We Grow

Sometimes life seems hard to bear,Full of sorrow, trouble and woeIt's then we have to rememberThat it's in the valleys we grow. If we always stayed on the mountain topAnd never experienced pain,We wo... read more..

22 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

370

4 min read

There’s No Place Like Home

Finishing my morning work, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage appeared at my office and asked, “Do you know what day it is?” I didn’t know if this was a trick question because she always puts a t... read more..

22 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

258

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I think my sermon went well last Sunday (click here to watch), and I am glad my colonoscopy is behind me! Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Preacher vs. Deacon: A Fishing Trip Gone to Heck (Literally!) 🤣

21 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4672

Preacher vs. Deacon: A Fishing Trip Gone to Heck (Literally!) 🤣

A preacher had a deacon in his church who had a bad habit of cussing. In his attempt to help the deacon overcome this terrible habit, the preacher decided he should spend some personal time with him.... read more..

21 May

Susan Page

376

3 min read

Message in Pink

- photo by Susan PageThe colour pink has never been one that I particularly favour. However, one morning, arriving at the program where I volunteer, I was eagerly greeted by several of my special frie read more..

21 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

153

Quote #2360

The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home. - Unknown... read more..

Clumsy Me: A Tale of Mishaps and Bruises 😅

21 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

178

Clumsy Me: A Tale of Mishaps and Bruises 😅

I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.... read more..

21 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2787

2 min read

Beyond the Storm

It was evening as I climbed aboard the jumbo jet. I was tired. It had been a hectic, emotionally stormy week. I had endured more than the usual schedule changes, telephone calls, interruptions, child... read more..

21 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

151

One-Liner #1925

My kid asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, and I told him I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4600

Y to K Problem

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, in... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3513

Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper. He looked puzzled, and I explained, "You know; it's the place where we put our dirty clothes before they're washed." M... read more..

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