Monthly Archive

July 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Around our Crowded Table
Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

Around our Crowded Table

- photo by Susan PageRecently, I had the wonderful opportunity of attending another Momentum Choir performance. The Momentum Choir “is a collective of amazing people striving for community, joy, and h read more..
💃 Husband's Hilarious Dance Night Out
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3329
<1min

💃 Husband's Hilarious Dance Night Out

A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, mo... read more..
Art Good News/Bad News
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5670
<1min

Art Good News/Bad News

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.  "The good news is that a gentlema... read more..
Bridget Schuil
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2685
<1min

Bridget Schuil

In days of yore A god of war Rode out upon his filly. "I'm Thor," he cried And his horse replied "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."... read more..
Quote #2280
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2280

"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1845
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1845

Steve's keyboard must be broken ... he keeps hitting the escape key, but he's still at work.... read more..
Appearance of Evil
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2497
<1min

Appearance of Evil

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4931 - July 28, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4931 - July 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to our youngest grandchild's first birthday party today. Time sure flies when y... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to our youngest grandchild's first birthday party today. Time sure flies when your not the youngest anymore! Today's video share is an exa... read more..
Quote #2279
Quotes
Susan Davis
951
<1min

Quote #2279

My grandpa once said: "Your terrible job is the dream of the unemployed. Your house is the dream of the homeless. Your smile is the dream of the depressed. Your health is the dream of the ill. Don't l... read more..
One-Liner #1844
One-liners
Susan Davis
995
<1min

One-Liner #1844

How come there's enough asphalt for speedbumps, but not enough to fill potholes?... read more..
Kids' Instructions for Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Kids' Instructions for Life

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.  Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitc... read more..
Brain Problem
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2698
<1min

Brain Problem

Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind. The problem lies in the two halves of their brains - the left and the right. The left half has nothing right in it And the right half... read more..
Marital Faithfulness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Marital Faithfulness

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4930 - July 25, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4930 - July 25, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, we're getting a quote to install a heat pump at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's something we have cons... read more..
Father O'Malley's Surprise: An Irishman's Final Wish 😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7836
2 min read

Father O'Malley's Surprise: An Irishman's Final Wish 😂

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill.  His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to get m... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 25, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
712
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, we're getting a quote to install a heat pump at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's something we have considered getting for years - especially during the really hot ... read more..
All
Susan Page
Susan Page
1393
2 min read

All

- photo by Susan PageWhat happens when we do not get all that we want from life? How do we react when we do not receive exactly what we want when we want it? Picture a child having a temper tantrum. I read more..
Quote #2278
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2278

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Gaelic Proverb... read more..
One-Liner #1843
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1843

Seen in bookstore window: Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has  been moved to Current Affairs.... read more..
Managing a Flag Pole
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Managing a Flag Pole

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.  So they went out to the flagpole with ladder and tape measures. They fell off the ladder, dropped the tap... read more..
Bovine Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bovine Pun

What do you call a cow spying on another cow? - A steak out.... read more..
Fish Stories
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fish Stories

Two ardent fishermen met on their vacation and began swapping stories about the different places they had fished, the kind of tackle used, the best bait, and finally about some of the fish they had ca... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4928 - July 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
79
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4928 - July 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I hope that by the time you read this I have fewer than 300 emails in my inbox. It sounds like a lot, but it is great progress toward my zero-inbox goal! Today's video sh... read more..
Quote #2277
Quotes
Susan Davis
1004
<1min

Quote #2277

"If you're telling yourself you don't deserve a second chance from God, remind yourself you didn't deserve the first one either." - Louie Giglio read more..
One-Liner #1842
One-liners
Susan Davis
984
<1min

One-Liner #1842

Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you on your birthday!" ... we're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.... read more..
Dancing in My Pajamas
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1471
4 min read

Dancing in My Pajamas

After two and a half weeks of being sick with many days in bed, I have come to appreciate what some people go through when they have a severe sickness. My sickness wasn’t that devastating. It just suc... read more..
Quips to Ponder
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5436
<1min

Quips to Ponder

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another do... read more..
Bird Brother
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2949
<1min

Bird Brother

Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?" Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."... read more..
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