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Sunday greetings, everyone!

Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to our youngest grandchild's first birthday party today. Time sure flies when your not the youngest anymore!

Today's video share is an example from the animal world about how we should care for each other. It's also proof that even horses can lead a horse to water but can't make it drink!
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~ Pastor Tim 

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.  Matthew, Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.  Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.  Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.  Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.  Rosemary, Age 7

Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower.  Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.  Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.  Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.  Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.  Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.  Joel, Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.  Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat.  Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.  Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station.  Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.  Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.  Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.  Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain.  It has lots of information.  Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes.  Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.  Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.  Cynthia, Age 8

How come there's enough asphalt for speedbumps, but not enough to fill potholes?

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind.

The problem lies in the two halves of their brains - the left and the right.

The left half has nothing right in it

And the right half has nothing left in it!

My grandpa once said: "Your terrible job is the dream of the unemployed. Your house is the dream of the homeless. Your smile is the dream of the depressed. Your health is the dream of the ill. Don't let difficult times make you forget your blessings."

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere and I'm tired of looking for her!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageWhat happens when we do not get all that we want from life? How do we react when we do not receive exactly what we want when we want it? Picture a child having a temper tantrum. It is not a pretty picture.

We often pray, wait, and wonder why God has not given us “the desires of our heart.” Isn’t that what He promised?

We may assume that God is not giving us what we deserve because we feel we deserve something better.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.