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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

bumper cars on roadsToday, we're getting a quote to install a heat pump at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's something we have considered getting for years - especially during the really hot weeks of summer when it would be nice to have the house cooler or when we have to have the windows closed because of smoke from wildfires. It looks like we are going to pull the trigger thanks to a grant program that the British Columbia Government has in place to heat/cool homes more efficiently. It's nice that our politicians want to pump us up!

Today's video share has me remembering when I raced at our local speedway in a class where I had to hit the truck in front of me before I was allowed to pass (with the guy behind me having the same rule) I must admit that sometimes on the road I am tempted to drive according to the same rules! Maybe I should get one of these bumper cars!
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~ Pastor Tim 



Managing a Flag Pole

red and yellow striped flag flying from a flag poleA group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. 

So they went out to the flagpole with ladder and tape measures. They fell off the ladder, dropped the tape measures, and generally bungled the whole affair.

An engineer came along and saw what they were trying to do. 

He walked over and pulled the flagpole out of the ground.  He laid it flat, measured it from end to end and gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.

After the engineer had gone, one manager turned to another and laughed.

"Isn't that just like an engineer!  We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"



One-Liner #1843

books shelves filled full with only the spines of books visible.Seen in bookstore window:

Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has  been moved to Current Affairs.



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Bovine Pun

A red angus cow eating and looking at us with grass hanging out of its mouth.What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

- A steak out.



Quote #2278

A single pink thistle in bloom against a blurred background.Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

- Gaelic Proverb



Fish Stories

men oldTwo ardent fishermen met on their vacation and began swapping stories about the different places they had fished, the kind of tackle used, the best bait, and finally about some of the fish they had caught.

One of them told of a vicious battle he once had with a 230-pound salmon.

The other man listened attentively. He frankly admitted he had never caught anything quite that big. However, he told about the time his hook snagged a lantern from the depths of a lake.

He said: "The lantern carried a tag proving it was lost back in 1912. But the strangest thing of all was the fact that it was a waterproof lantern and the light was still lit inside of it!"

For a long time the first man said nothing.

Then he took one long deep breath and said to the other man, "I'll tell you what I'll do," he said slowly.

"I'll take 200 pounds off my fish, if you'll put out the light in your lantern."


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Susan Page writes . . . . 

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Waterlily- photo by Susan PageWhat happens when we do not get all that we want from life? How do we react when we do not receive exactly what we want when we want it? Picture a child having a temper tantrum. It is not a pretty picture.

We often pray, wait, and wonder why God has not given us “the desires of our heart.” Isn’t that what He promised?

We may assume that God is not giving us what we deserve because we feel we deserve something better.

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