October 2022 - Monthly Archive

27 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

482

One-Liner #1693

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her … or something like that.... read more..

27 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

461

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and my travels are going well. Right now she is in Portland Oregon at a conference while I am still in Ontario wrapping up with more time with my parents.... read more..

27 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2717

Drug Inspection

A DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old ran... read more..

26 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1683

News

The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the... read more..

26 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

470

Quote #2130

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

26 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1937

Food Math

"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!" read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7120

Show and Tell

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved s... read more..

16 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

453

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have arrive safely and ready for some sleep! Today's video share i... read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

480

One-Liner #1692

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.... read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

496

Quote #2129

"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look." - Joanna Gaines read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4237

New Librarian

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then ... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2157

Porcine Moniker

A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't its real name - just a pen name.... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2989

Hoppity ... Oh! My Back!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in the group? Answer: Just look for the grey hares.... read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

478

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I both had colds this week, but we are grateful for the timing because this weekend we are heading on a trip back east to visit my parents and our dau... read more..

Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2127

Pastors, Vicars, Expectations, Criticism

Can a Vicar ever win? If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey. If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob. If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long. If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare fo... read more..

12 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2596

Eternal Place

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Presbyterian all die and go to heaven. St. Peter comes around to the Pearly Gates and leads them through to a hallway lined with doors. These, he explains, lead to the pla... read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

537

Quote #2128

"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around." - Willie Nelson read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

436

One-Liner #1691

Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3029

Money Call

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the... read more..

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2110

Progress, Progress?

You know you are living in the 21st century when ... . Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. . You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your... read more..

09 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

439

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada! Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with two of our kids and their families. We had a great turkey meal... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

507

Quote #2127

"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." - Karl Barth read more..

08 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

521

One-Liner #1690

I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."... read more..

08 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1972

Gratefulness

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made won... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2086

Nice Calf

Moses broke the ten commandments.... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2940

Getting Out

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

454

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am wondering if anyone out there has a website that needs a redo or major redesign? A refugee we have been in contact with for many years has lost the financial help... read more..

05 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3074

Pocket Taser

This was written by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion w... read more..