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Sunday greetings, everyone!

Today's news is that Grandma Cybersalt and I spent yesterday travelling back east to visit my folks. We have arrive safely and ready for some sleep!

Today's video share is an interesting experiment demonstrating learned helplessness.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a "Contract" for returning the books on time.

Her first customer was a second grader, who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as he did so.

The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.

Before the librarian could even start her speech he said, scornfully, "That other librarian we had could write."

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

A farmer called his pig Ball Point.

Well, it wasn't its real name - just a pen name.

"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look."

- Joanna Gaines

Can a Vicar ever win?

If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey.
If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob.

If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long.
If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare for services.

If he runs a car he’s worldly.
If he doesn’t he’s always late for appointments.

If he tells a joke he’s flippant.
If he doesn’t he’s far too serious

If he starts the service on time his watch must be fast.
If he’s a minute late, he’s keeping the congregation waiting.

If he takes a holiday he’s never in the Parish.
If he doesn’t he’s a stick-in-the-mud.

If he runs a gala or bazaar he’s money mad.
If he doesn’t there’s no social life in the Parish.

If he has the church painted and refurbished he’s extravagant.
If he doesn’t the church is looking shabby and he doesn’t care.

If he’s young he’s inexperienced. If he’s old he should retire.

But .......... when he dies, there’s never been anyone like him!

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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