September 2022 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4767 - September 29, 2022

29 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4767 - September 29, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Wal... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt Site (link below). Thanks to Cybersaltine Walter M. for helping with editing this after it's translation ... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3274

2 min read

Last Request

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill. His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to... read more..

28 Sep

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

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4 min read

Refuge and Strength (Psalm 46)

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. According to Dr. Billy Graham, he used to read five Psalms every day- that taught him how to get along with God. Then h... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2124

"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me that nobody is perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

In-Flight Humor

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture," and their other announcements, a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been h read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Operator Error

Most auto accidents are caused by a mechanical fault - the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Drunkeness, Alcohol

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said th... read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1687

I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the parkade; that is wrong on so many levels.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4766 - September 25, 2022

25 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

2

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4766 - September 25, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I am returning to my former church today to lead a memorial service for a lady who passed away back in November... read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

941

1 min read

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am returning to my former church today to lead a memorial service for a lady who passed away back in November 2020. I am finding that the time delay is casting a very di... read more..

24 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Sir Forgets-A-Lot to the Rescue

Contrary to the idea that the older you get, the more you forget, it has never been my experience. I have forgotten things for as long as I can remember. I even forget things that never actually happe... read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1686

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye."... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2123

"Refuse to be average. Let your heart soar as high as it will." - A. W. Tozer read more..

24 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Fibber the Dolphin

Time to lie on the beach. Yeah, I never tell the truth anywhere.... read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Reputation

Lenora, 95-years-old and in excellent health, confided that she was terribly worried: "Every one of my friends has already died and gone on to heaven. I'm afraid they're all wondering where I went!"... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Lost Bid

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4765 - September 22, 2022

22 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

3

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4765 - September 22, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 76th birthday to my dad! Grandma Cybersalt and I set an alarm to wake us up at 2:50am on Monday to wa... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 22, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 76th birthday to my dad! Grandma Cybersalt and I set an alarm to wake us up at 2:50am on Monday to watch the Queen's funeral. We both thought the music was beaut... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Elephant Thorn

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn ... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2122

"Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it." - Garrison Keillor read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1057

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One-Liner #1685

I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Not Bugged

Two frogs were sitting on a lily pad. One said to the other, "Time sure is fun when you are having flies!"... read more..

21 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Love: Before and After

Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating. Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Science Fair Responses

Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests: - There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. - Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4764 - September 18, 2022

18 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

1

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4764 - September 18, 2022

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I am lining this mailing up late on Saturday night after returning from a full evening of racing on the last ev... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 18, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am lining this mailing up late on Saturday night after returning from a full evening of racing on the last ever race night at our local speedway. Me, my son-in-law, Josh... read more..

17 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2121

"When life seems hard, the courageous do not lie down and accept defeat; instead, they are all the more determined to struggle for a better future." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..

17 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1684

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Prayer Positions

Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one minister. "No," another contended. "I get the best ... read more..