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A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, sh... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of days - so that news will keep today's news brief. That said, are you feel... read more..

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." - Garrison K read more..

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the cler... read more..

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." read more..

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?! Susie: It grew on company time. Boss: Not all that hair! Susie: I didn't get it all cut.... read more..

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.... read more..

When it comes to shopping, I am three coupons short of sanity. I have never liked going shopping unless it has to do with books. Then I’m on my turf. When first married, I did go grocery shopping onc... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up talking and sharing about much more than just business. This w... read more..

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others." - Timothy Keller read more..

When they said, "History repeats itself," I wasn't expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.... read more..

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and ... read more..

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ... read more..

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, h... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  I'm off to the dentist today, which really won't be one of the highlights of my week. However, all things considered, it's not the worst cavity search one can be a pa... read more..

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote t... read more..

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," ... read more..

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names f... read more..

I worked as an accountant in a paper mill where my boss decided that it would improve motivation to split a bonus between the two shifts based on what percentage of the total production each one accom... read more..

“I don't want to be swallowed by the darkness. Nor do I want to be blinded by the beautiful façade. No, I want to be part of a people who see the darkness, know it's real, and then, then, then, light ... read more..

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.... read more..

As old as I am, and I expect to get as old as possible, I have noticed that I see things differently than I did a few years ago. I’m not sure if my vision has changed or my perspective. But one thing ... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropractor to get a rib put back in place.  All together I have... read more..

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.... read more..

"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." - Ukrainian Proverb read more..

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You chew on other people's fingernails. * You answer the door, before people knock. * You sleep with your eye read more..

"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot." read more..

And no, they didn't e-mail them to me... ~ I am only one, but I'm still someone. ~ I cannot do everything, but I can do something. ~ Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right t... read more..

Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while he get's a one day pass for good behaviour, so he goes to Moscow and walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours" "Yes" "A... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! OK, truth be told, I just realized that Sunday's mailing did not go out so I am reviving it for today! I've been to my Egyptian doctor (chiropractor) three times this past ... read more..