Monthly Archive

July 2021

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Quote #2028
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2028

"The remarkable thing about God is that when you fear God, you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God, you fear everything else." - Oswald Chambers read more..
One-Liner #1591
One-liners
Susan Davis
1454
<1min

One-Liner #1591

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.... read more..
Incapacitated
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3980
<1min

Incapacitated

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the cal... read more..
Lunar Ambiance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2746
<1min

Lunar Ambiance

The first restaurant on the moon will never do very well. It might have great food, but will never have any atmosphere.... read more..
Unnecessary Work
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2291
<1min

Unnecessary Work

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced, "Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work." An hou... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4665 - July 29, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
54
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4665 - July 29, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! In last Sunday's mailing, the video share was of an amazing Oboe performance - apparently not! It was an amazing... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 29, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1098
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In last Sunday's mailing, the video share was of an amazing Oboe performance - apparently not! It was an amazing performance, but the instrument being played was actually a... read more..
Ball of Fire
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4098
<1min

Ball of Fire

London - Panic gripped the streets of London this morning when patches of sky took on an unusual blue color and a ball of fire appeared above the city. The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun' and common... read more..
Goober Rescue
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4274
<1min

Goober Rescue

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober One day a Goober went to a seafood restaurant and saw the t... read more..
Quote #2027
Quotes
Susan Davis
1423
<1min

Quote #2027

"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered." - G. K. Chesterton read more..
One-Liner #1590
One-liners
Susan Davis
1101
<1min

One-Liner #1590

Do clouds ever look down on us and say that one is shaped like a goober?... read more..
Flavor Delay
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Flavor Delay

I put some turnips, my eleven-year-old son's least-favorite vegetable, on his dinner plate and instructed him to eat everything. He cleaned his plate, except for the turnip. I pointed out to him that... read more..
Forgive and Forget
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2850
<1min

Forgive and Forget

Early in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my Mom mentioned what he had done. "Honey," my Dad... read more..
The Place for Grace
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3873
<1min

The Place for Grace

When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away. "Johnny wait until we say our prayer." "I don't have to," the boy replied.  "Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "... read more..
Where Oh Where Is My Hair?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1823
4 min read

Where Oh Where Is My Hair?

I must confess I sometimes get so busy that certain things have slipped my mind. I don't do this intentionally, but I try to prioritize things in my life. With so many things going on, it is tough to... read more..
Fee Surprise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3700
<1min

Fee Surprise

Two brawny men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done. As they were... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4664 - July 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
59
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4664 - July 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is much shorter than usual. Grandma Cybersalt is away camping with some of our kids and grandkid... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 25, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is much shorter than usual. Grandma Cybersalt is away camping with some of our kids and grandkids, so my plate is fuller around Cybersalt World Headquarters... read more..
Office Hours
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3885
<1min

Office Hours

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..
Chip-in for Dinner
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2879
<1min

Chip-in for Dinner

The Golfer's Diet: Live on greens as much as possible.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4663 - July 22, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
56
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4663 - July 22, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are reading this news at the beginning of today's PearlyGates mailing, you will notice two items instead ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 22, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are reading this news at the beginning of today's PearlyGates mailing, you will notice two items instead of one. That is because neither one of those pieces of conte... read more..
Vacation Reflection
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4577
<1min

Vacation Reflection

A neighbor of mine took off with his family to see the country. When he returned, I asked how he enjoyed the vacation. He replied, "Have you ever spent 3 weeks in a mini-van with those you thought... read more..
Walking
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3775
<1min

Walking

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.... read more..
Quote #2026
Quotes
Susan Davis
1303
<1min

Quote #2026

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..
One-Liner #1589
One-liners
Susan Davis
1706
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One-Liner #1589

My mind still thinks I'm 25; my body thinks my mind is an idiot!... read more..
Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1871
4 min read

Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch?

Life can get crazy because there are so many crazy people in the world. I know, I’m one. Through the years, I have come to appreciate crazy people. They make life interesting and make me look less cr... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4662 - July 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
61
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4662 - July 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! You may notice a little formatting change in the Cybersalt Digest today. There will continue to be a CleanQuote ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! You may notice a little formatting change in the Cybersalt Digest today. There will continue to be a CleanQuote in each issue, but we are no longer going to make a graphic ... read more..
Quote #2025
Quotes
Susan Davis
1523
<1min

Quote #2025

"Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage." - C. S. Lewis read more..
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