Monthly Archive

February 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
911

What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?

If there's anybody that can be conned, it's Yours Truly. It's not so much that I'm stupid; I'm just naïve. I believe when somebody says something, they mean exactly what they say. So, if you can... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
528

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist Church in Toronto and invited me to preach today. So I rec... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1083

Quote #1989

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's what you're made of. Not the circumstances." - Mel Robbins read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
772

One-Liner #1552

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2873

Wedding Dress Blues

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2243

Royal Conviction

“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3755

Cheerful Giving

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3103

Died Owing

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to th... read more..

Chicken Humor
Pastor Tim
1134

Hard Working Roosters

Here's two Roosters who are super dedicated to their jobs! ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
800

Quote #1988

 "A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things." - Ralph Lauren read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
795

One-Liner #1551

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2144

Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1666

Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4074

Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3442

Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
559

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1014

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
589

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
793

Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3177

Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1983

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3977

Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
639

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3503

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
532

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6316

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2584

Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1806

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
741

Quote #1986

"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
764

One-Liner #1549

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!... read more..

Results 1 - 30 of 58