Monthly Archive

February 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1639
4 min read

What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?

If there's anybody that can be conned, it's Yours Truly. It's not so much that I'm stupid; I'm just naïve. I believe when somebody says something, they mean exactly what they say. So, if you can... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4626 - February 28, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
65
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4626 - February 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist C... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1086
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist Church in Toronto and invited me to preach today. So I rec... read more..
Quote #1989
Quotes
Susan Davis
1863
<1min

Quote #1989

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's what you're made of. Not the circumstances." - Mel Robbins read more..
One-Liner #1552
One-liners
Susan Davis
1369
<1min

One-Liner #1552

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..
Wedding Dress Blues
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3532
<1min

Wedding Dress Blues

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.... read more..
Royal Conviction
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2760
<1min

Royal Conviction

“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”... read more..
Cheerful Giving
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4456
<1min

Cheerful Giving

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she t... read more..
Died Owing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3736
<1min

Died Owing

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4625 - February 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
75
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4625 - February 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to... read more..
Hard Working Roosters
Chicken Humor
Pastor Tim
1723
<1min

Hard Working Roosters

Here's two Roosters who are super dedicated to their jobs! ... read more..
Quote #1988
Quotes
Susan Davis
1425
<1min

Quote #1988

 "A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things." - Ralph Lauren read more..
One-Liner #1551
One-liners
Susan Davis
1376
<1min

One-Liner #1551

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
Vamparista
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2706
<1min

Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..
Revelation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2310
<1min

Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..
Four Letter Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4907
<1min

Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..
Drug Shirt
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4177
<1min

Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1039
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..
Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1756
4 min read

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
71
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4624 - February 21, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent a... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1096
2 min read

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..
Quote #1987
Quotes
Susan Davis
1474
<1min

Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..
Misapplication
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3868
<1min

Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..
Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2635
2 min read

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..
Foreign Languages
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4754
<1min

Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..
One-Liner #1550
One-liners
Susan Davis
1171
<1min

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..
Phone Number Problem
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4198
2 min read

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
70
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4623 - February 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, ou... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1057
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..
Before and After Falling in Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7159
2 min read

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..
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