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Oh look, Chicken Thursday.
A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work!
While tracking the video down, I actually found a second video of a different rooster working just as hard. The fact that there are two lead me to guess that soon some of you will be emailing me and saying, "That's nothing new, our roosters do that too!" If that is true, please film your roosters and send it to me so I can add to this collection.
www.cybersalt.org/chicken-humor/hard-working-roosters
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Drug Shirt
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it.
My wife frantically swept through my daughter's room, finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my daughter.
That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off her shirt.
On one side it said, "Families are Forever."
And on the other, "Be Smart, Don't Start."
One-Liner #1551
Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
- Mitch Hedberg
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Refugees and
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Vamparista
“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”
Quote #1988
"A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things."
- Ralph Lauren
Revelation
My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play.
Near the beginning of the third quarter after the announcer called a play, my niece Madison looked up at my wife and innocently asked, "Is that God talking?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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