February 2020 - Monthly Archive

29 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

360

One-liner #1454

Nice perfume; must you marinate in it??... read more..

29 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1413

"Don't ask kids what they want to be when they grow up but what problems do they want to solve. This changes the conversation from who do I want to work for, to what do I need to learn to be able to read more..

29 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1210

Pet Names

My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.... read more..

27 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3138

Troubled Father

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him... read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1586

Generation Ford

"When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3462

White Hairs

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brun... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

631

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to H. McCarthy who sent in today's chicken picture. Also, thanks to subscriber "SmackTavish" for letting me know that last Sunday's "Security" illustration shoul... read more..

26 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1007

One-liner #1453

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.... read more..

26 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1462

Quote #1891

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always." - Brad Meltzer read more..

26 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1106

Petrolfied

Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline? Jerry can!... read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1236

Security

A friend who lives in NYC has six locks on his door; all in a row. When he goes out, he only locks every other one. That way, no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always lock... read more..

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1520

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code. 2. Graphics arrive via FedEx. 3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection. 4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it dis read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

617

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has been having having more fun with telemarketers and his cell phone. You can read "Did I Just Call Myself?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-... read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1138

One-liner #1452

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

905

Quote #1890

"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." - Rumi read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1010

Label Truth

That "best by" date stamp is really just a spoiler alert.... read more..

20 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

618

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 02-20-2020! Thanks to Forrest G. for today's chicken picture which came at a very good time! The last couple of days have been a little glum for me here at Cybersalt Worl... read more..

19 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2861

Finding Danny

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..

19 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

988

One-liner #1451

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.... read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1419

Quote #1889

"Faith, however, is not intellectual understanding; faith is a deliberate commitment to the person of Jesus Christ, even when I can't see the way ahead." - Oswald Chambers read more..

19 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2077

Leadership

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through wal... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8388

Three Times Seven

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and at the very end asked him, "What is three ti... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1127

Try the Housse Salad

He: I'll have the mouse, please. Waitress: That's mousse, sir. He: Never mind then; that'll be way too much food.... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1097

I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter

I was going through my office the other day looking for something, and then I saw it for the first time in many years. It was my old typewriter. Most people today have no idea what the typewriter is.... read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

601

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Yes, last Chicken Thursday I shared the wrong link for the new "No Overnight Parking" funny picture - another error between my keyboard and my seat. Thanks for catching tha... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1126

Ears First

I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1216

Quote #1888

"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent." - unknown read more..

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2144

Bullying

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy,... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3059

Passing Pain

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not?" he asks. She answers back, "Becau... read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

958

One-liner #1450

Adults are just kids who owe money.... read more..