Cybersalt News

Sunday Greetings everyone!

Yes, last Chicken Thursday I shared the wrong link for the new "No Overnight Parking" funny picture - another error between my keyboard and my seat. Thanks for catching that Walter! The proper link is:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/no-overnight-parking

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Passing Pain

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

Her husband is confused. "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

The wife is adamant, "No, I'm definitely dead."

Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

His wife is certain. "I know I'm dead, because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1450

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Today's Clean Pun

Ears First

I won a chocolate bunny at the fair. It was a hollow victory.

Today's Quote

Quote #1888

"Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent."

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Bullying

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on the shoulder as they passed.

To mock him for being slow, they would offer him a dime and a nickel, telling him he could have just one. They said he always took the nickel because it was bigger.

One day after Sammy took the nickel, Pop pulled him to one side and said, "Son, don't you know they're making fun of you? They think you don't know that the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you really grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

"No," Sammy said, "but if I took the dime they'd quit doing it!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.