October 2019 - Monthly Archive

31 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1876

Passion For Life

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presen... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3854

Secret Of Life

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed. "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. ... read more..

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2931

Haunting Threat

A former friend of mine was married to a great gal; unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning when my buddy got up to go to work... read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

590

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is returning home later today. It turns out her flight lands 4 hours sooner than we thought. I'm glad she will be home earlier, but I do wish I had made 4... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1097

One-Liner #1424

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.... read more..

27 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

654

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt continues to be away on a visit which includes one of our grandkids. This means she got distracted from putting together the full digest for today and so ... read more..

26 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1907

Responsibility

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?" "Well... as a matter of fac... read more..

26 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

966

One-Liner #1423

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!... read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3325

Does That Hurt

We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatt... read more..

Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble

26 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1072

Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble

Just when I think I have all my bases covered, a new one shows up, and it’s not a home run. I know all my tocks don’t tick, but I do the best I can. I may not be the best all the time, but I try, and... read more..

24 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4017

Texas Pullover

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the troo... read more..

24 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1683

Negotiation

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number ... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3510

Just Pretend

Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might ha... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

606

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's mailing. Grandma Cybersalt, who lines up the material for each mailing, is away at a conference and I am home alone preoccupied... read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

947

One-Liner #1422

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.... read more..

20 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

652

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phone gave him a we... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1144

Quote #1862

"There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience." - French Proverb read more..

19 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1134

Pacific Counsel

Advice from the Ocean: Be Shore of Yourself. Come Out of Your Shell. Take Time to Coast. Avoid Pier Pressure Sea Life's Beauty Don't Get Tide Down Make Waves! ... read more..

19 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

894

One-Liner #1421

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World Like everybody else, I'm different.... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3654

Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a... read more..

19 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2044

The Wisdom of Silence

When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur b... read more..

19 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1202

It Was One of Those Weeks

It my stage in life, I have experienced a gazillion weeks. I thought about actually counting how many weeks I have lived, but I don’t have that many fingers or toes. It doesn’t matter how many weeks i... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

652

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted very quickly by other companies and everyone's inbox received Sunday's mail within hours of it being sent out - wonderful! Enjoy... read more..

16 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3592

Three Students

Three students are leaving their last classes of the day. The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee." The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I m... read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3346

Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." ... read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

635

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers r... read more..

12 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1034

I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was

I have heard it said that confession is good for the soul. I want to take that a step further and say confession is good for the body as well. I don’t often think about how old I am, I’m too busy wit... read more..