September 2019 - Monthly Archive

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

670

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report I am 90% over my cold or flu or whatever it was. What a doozy that was! Rev. James Snyder has enjoyed the life long dilemma of the many things in his ... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1203

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

28 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1100

To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma

Through the years, I have experienced one dilemma after another. I remember my father once told me, “Son, when life delivers you a dilemma, make lemonade out of it.” To which I looked at him with a b... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

16750

Alternative Baptism

As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however, that was less than ideal. Then a minister friend suggested I bring m... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2091

Pancakes

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour caniste... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

338

Quote #1857

"God's silences are actually His answers." - Oswald Chambers read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

961

One-Liner #1416

Self-Annihilating Sentence At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

659

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in! After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new jou... read more..

25 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3240

Let Us Spray

A joy of which I'll not partakeIs eating children's birthday cake. To "blow out" candles, in a word,Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moistureTo propagate your av'rage oyster.... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1222

Pirate Parts for Sale

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3265

Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all d... read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1855

Vision

I believe my young daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses. I to... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

964

Quote #1856

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character." - unknown read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

958

One-Liner #1415

Self-Annihilating Sentence Right or wrong, it's a message!... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

611

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2019

Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my dad! This week's man-cold may have actually been a man-flu! I have recovered to the point of having to try to stay awake during... read more..

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

21 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1108

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1164

Quote #1855

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1000

One-Liner #1414

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1033

Farm Talk

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3743

House Points

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1883

Making Friends

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

626

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here! Enjoy the re... read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1088

Quote #1854

"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does." - Jarrid Wilson read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1038

Dot, Dot, Dot, x2

"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1024

One-Liner #1413

Self-Annihilating Sentence How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?... read more..

18 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3684

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3395

Housework Challenged

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1811

Work Reputation

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..

16 Sep

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

1686

Enter the Poor

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..