Issue #4487
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday.
A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Housework Challenged
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Auburn."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1413
Self-Annihilating Sentence
How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?
Today's Clean Pun
Dot, Dot, Dot, x2
"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully.
Today's Quote
Quote #1854
"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does."
- Jarrid Wilson
Today's Illustration
Work Reputation
I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss.
One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag. My co-worker stopped mid-bite and stared at me, looking a little tense. When I pulled my sandwich out of the bag, he sighed in relief.
"What's the matter?" I asked him.
"Uh, nothing," he replied, "I was beginning to think you really do eat nails for lunch."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.