Monthly Archive

April 2019

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One-liner #1373
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1373

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..
Quote #1815
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1815

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..
Social Remedial
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Social Remedial

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..
Gravity Situation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4480
2 min read

Gravity Situation

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..
Inspector Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4046
2 min read

Inspector Mom

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash?  We all... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019

  Issue #4446                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersa read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Peasant Memo
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1971
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Peasant Memo

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..
One-liner #1374
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1374

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..
Tough Town
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tough Town

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..
Fed Up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..
Green Perspective
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Green Perspective

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..
Quote #1816
Quotes
Susan Davis
2084
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Quote #1816

  "Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019

Cybersalt News Note: A technical issue prevented last Sunday's mailing from going out. So I'm resurrecting it for today. ;-) Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, question read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..
A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2186
4 min read

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..
Jelly Bean Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2819
<1min

Jelly Bean Prayer

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019

  Issue #4444                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day f read more..
Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1814
Quotes
Susan Davis
1989
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Quote #1814

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..
Current Shuffle
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1901
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Current Shuffle

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..
One-liner #1372
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1372

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..
Who's a Moron
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Who's a Moron

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..
Puppy Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Puppy Love

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019

  Issue #4443                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the res read more..
Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..
Sad Review
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1920
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Sad Review

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..
One-liner #1371
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1371

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..
Quote #1813
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1813

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..
What It Was, Was a Hummingbird
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1861
4 min read

What It Was, Was a Hummingbird

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..
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