April 2019 - Monthly Archive

27 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1988

<1min

One-liner #1373

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!... read more..

27 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2070

<1min

Quote #1815

"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life." - Oswald Chambers read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2146

<1min

Social Remedial

I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4379

2 min read

I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is gradually diminishing. Top scientists agree, "With the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity wil... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3958

2 min read

Inspector Mom

Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They're all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019

25 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

19

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4446 - April 25, 2019

Issue #4446 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersa read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1121

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Things continue to hum along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters - thanks for being a part it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1818

<1min

Peasant Memo

Note to serfs: Resistance is feudal!... read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1568

<1min

One-liner #1374

The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!... read more..

24 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4009

<1min

Tough Town

My Town Is So Tough It Has... - Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register - Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales - Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb - Bowling ... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4497

<1min

Fed Up

Long ago, on New York's lower east side, Mrs. Spinelli and Mrs. Goldberg were bragging as they stood with their friends about their respective abilities to overfeed dinner guests. With evident pride,... read more..

24 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1738

<1min

Green Perspective

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1978

<1min

Quote #1816

"Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019

21 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

16

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4445 - April 21, 2019

Cybersalt News Note: A technical issue prevented last Sunday's mailing from going out. So I'm resurrecting it for today. ;-) Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, question read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1126

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2019

Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! This week, questions arise when Rev. James Snyder eats only one cookie, many times over. You can read "A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Ca... read more..

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2067

4 min read

A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I enjoy one glorious connection; she loves to bake and I love to eat what she bakes. I did not marry her because of her baking skills because I did not know... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2739

<1min

Jelly Bean Prayer

Red is for the blood He gave. Green is for the grass He made. Yellow is for the sun so bright. Orange is for the edge of night. Blue is for the sins we made. White is for the grace He gave. Purple is... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019

18 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

20

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4444 - April 18, 2019

Issue #4444 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day f read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1136

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, CleanLaugh Digest #4444! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

17 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1856

<1min

Quote #1814

"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap." - Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

17 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1770

<1min

Current Shuffle

Is collating still a thing? Sort of.... read more..

17 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1722

<1min

One-liner #1372

Self-Annihilating Sentences If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!... read more..

17 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4317

<1min

Who's a Moron

After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at me like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?" He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionar... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5859

<1min

Puppy Love

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a b... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019

14 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

16

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4443 - April 14, 2019

Issue #4443 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the res read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1069

<1min

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It W... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1807

<1min

Sad Review

They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.... read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1562

<1min

One-liner #1371

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2113

<1min

Quote #1813

"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down." - J. D. Greear read more..

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1743

4 min read

What It Was, Was a Hummingbird

Even as old as I am, there are still things I fear. I do not want to make a list, I’m afraid to. When I have conquered one fear, another one knocks on the door and introduces itself to me. Out of resp... read more..